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# two wangs don't make a light
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# haha
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# Hahahaha
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# indeed
two shlongs dont make it bright
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
# and two dongs don't make a fright
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# Two songs do make a flight, though.
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# two mongs cant fly a kite.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Toucans are unable to bite
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# Two bongs don't make a high.
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# also
two cocks dont.............um...yeah, not sure where I was going with that.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# hmmmmmmm...
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# french stick and haemorrhoid ring fight!
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# Glad I don't know about pile supports.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)
# i know about them
never needed them, but apparently going into labour causes the emma freuds
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# Ah yes babbys being born
a sort of grape escape I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Arf arf arf arf
'lo Smash!
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# 'lo, sonic
how do?
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# Aside from bordering on aneurism from Dell Customer Services...
... and being given a term's worth of lesson planning to do at short notice, I'm pretty damn good. How's your good self?
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# not bad, not bad
got christmas sorted and got my ticket for new year's eve. all i have to do now is prepare for the annual family christmas day punch-up!
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# YAY!!!
Everybody loves a family punch up!

Except my neice who has a glass jaw.
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# Also
Your neice is shit at fighting.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# In fairness I did tell her to duck...
Maybe when she learns to speak she'll get better at it...
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# It's the only way they learn.
My nephews are learning karate. Demonstrate it on me? I'm 35 and 6' tall, you're 8 and 3' 10"?!

... and they wonder why they end up crying ...
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# You want to be careful Vagabond...
Not long now until they discover the way to floor a 35 year old man in seconds with a swift cockpunch...
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# They fucking do that and I'll shove their Christmas presents so far up their arses they'll be thinking Gary Glitter is the next Anne Widdecombe.
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# NEXT Anne Widdecombe?
*shudder*
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# Yup.
They know not to fuck me about.
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# Anyone who can imagine more than one Anne Widdecombe is pretty scary in my book...
*backs away slowly*
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# Which way 'round is this insult?
*confused*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Yes.
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# That cleared that up then.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)
# my brother is the problem
he's 37, but he still argues like a tit with my 13-year-old nephew. i swear, i'm going to jab him in the eye with a fucking fork
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# Copulating Cutlery ahoy!
How do you bring these kinds of phrases out of me Smash?
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# just a gift ;)
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# Like Gold, Frankinstein and Muuuurrrgggghgghgg
Baby Jebus would be impressed.
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# How often does the 13yr old win?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# most of the time
he won last time by yelling "yeah, well we all know you're bumming claire(his ex) on the sly!"
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# Ha ha ha!
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# YES fucking win!
ahahahaetc
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# Time to wire them up with lights!
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# ah, windmill fighting
the last resort of the crap fighter
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# Careful, these things can escalate!
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# Gosh that looks pretty bad
When was the last time either of them saw a dentist?
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# Two Wongs don't make a Wright
but such are the adoption laws eh?
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# very true
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