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[challenge entry] Why is he so popular?

I think it's the cool shirt.

From the Explain Stuff With Maths challenge. See all 249 entries (closed)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Hi kebab, you're a maths guy, how come maths = pie charts?
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# There exists a homomorphisim in the popular perception between maths and pie charts.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I blame the use of powerpoint.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# He strikes a chord with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# it's a good sine.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Cos it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# And he's got a nice tan
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# *filenames*
Aaarghspang!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# nuk nuk nuk
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Do more maths jokes kebab
You should be the best at them.

Being australian and all that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# epiphany send me a photo of you so I can make you into a zombie.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# here:
www.brooklynmuseum.org/exhibitions/ron_mueck/images/Big-Man_542.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# You've lost weight.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Where is that man's willy?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Tucked
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Poor pip.
Why must you point out his gross inadequacies, CM? :c
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# oh nevermind....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Oh, sorry, er...
You look dead handsome though. Honest. Gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Oh shit, and merry christmas as it's christmas there isnt it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# yes it is I'm working through some champers as we speak
so bah humbug to you too
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Now solve the Navier stokes equation.
Oh, I could do a joke around that.
With momentum and energy and shit.... hmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# I can do it if it's a two dimensional flow with a point source inside a wedge.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Can you get $1million
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navier_stokes_equation
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# no. jeffry hamel flow is a particular solution, besides, it's only two d.
Prove or give a counter-example of the following statement:
In three space dimensions and time, given an initial velocity field, there exists a vector velocity and a scalar pressure field, which are both smooth and globally defined, that solve the Navier–Stokes equations.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Uh, 42?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Clay institute says:
no.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Nicely!
I'm currently constructing Trap Door characters out of plasticene as we speak...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Merry happy to you too!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# haven't seen trap door for years.
have you done boni yet?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# fuckin ay!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# It's because he's a...
tan gent!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# don't get all hyp'd up with those trig puns...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# i would go gay for him
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# because of HIS COOL SHIRT!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# absolutely!
maths is also gay
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# exactly, my fragrance is 'exponential' by georgio armani
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# it could be this fragrance
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTXKkq_Bwhc&feature=player_embedded#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Eeeurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# AAAHAHAHAHAHAH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)
# i'd shag him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I'm dissapointed by this.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# why?
i'd shag most peoplw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)
# who are the peoplw?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# anyone with a cock
that isn't john mcririck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 23:08, archived)