
I heard a rumour that you once travelled to Ulan Bator in search of the fabled seamhorse of alcatraz. When you got there, you discovered that Alcatraz was actually a prison in movies with Nicholas Cage, and is therefore in Hollywood, and not Mongolia. I heard that when you discovered the aforementioned fact you became so tumescent with rage that you set fire to a washing machine and threw it over a house. Thus began the 1911 revolution resulting in the deaths of literally some chinese and mongolian people. I hope you're proud of yourself!
However, as I have so far been unable to confirm this 100%, I can't include it in my forthcoming book
'The Dutch Inventor Mediocre; Monster or Misunderstood Genius?;
Definitely Monster.
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However, as I have so far been unable to confirm this 100%, I can't include it in my forthcoming book
'The Dutch Inventor Mediocre; Monster or Misunderstood Genius?;
Definitely Monster.

I invented them over christmas! Soon the world will know your evil deeds!
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