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# As with all your crimes against humanity. But it won't ever happen!
I heard a rumour that you once travelled to Ulan Bator in search of the fabled seamhorse of alcatraz. When you got there, you discovered that Alcatraz was actually a prison in movies with Nicholas Cage, and is therefore in Hollywood, and not Mongolia. I heard that when you discovered the aforementioned fact you became so tumescent with rage that you set fire to a washing machine and threw it over a house. Thus began the 1911 revolution resulting in the deaths of literally some chinese and mongolian people. I hope you're proud of yourself!

However, as I have so far been unable to confirm this 100%, I can't include it in my forthcoming book

'The Dutch Inventor Mediocre; Monster or Misunderstood Genius?;
Definitely Monster.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:36, archived)
# "literally some"
:D
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# :)

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Lucky for me, books haven't been invented yet

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Ha! Jokes on you!
I invented them over christmas! Soon the world will know your evil deeds!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:47, archived)
# DAYUM

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha
have something involving giant dogs and our future prime minister
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Well it is my opinion that anyone who can't handle a pack of dogs doesn't deserve to be prime minister anyway

(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:12, archived)