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# would,
but only if the squid stays
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:12, archived)
# I think it's stuck
in her hair.
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:14, archived)
# I was going to call you a filthy furry but then I remembered that squids don't have fur.
Does anyone know the correct term please?
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:15, archived)
# Sucker?
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:16, archived)
# sucker punk.
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:17, archived)
# Slimy?
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:18, archived)
# scaley..
slimey?
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:18, archived)
# Be it fur, feather, scale or slime it is all YIFF.
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:18, archived)
# what about ghostfucking?
i don't think that's yiff territory, even if the person who died WAS wearing a squirrel costume.
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:27, archived)
# Necrophilia covers that.
Necroyiff?
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:31, archived)
# "it is most pleasant to be meeting you.
my name is ilya necroyiff."
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:37, archived)
# The problem I have with the concept of necroyiff is that it already exists.
And several places have found out recently that it is not exactly illegal.
A lot of dead deer fuckers, taxidermy rapists, coat humpers are out there.
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:46, archived)
# What if you have sex with someone who used to be a squirrel but then they died and were reincarnated as a person?
But they still had the mind of a squirrel
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:34, archived)
# ask an escort specialising in politicians.
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:39, archived)
# 'Would the minister care to explain his £20,000 expenses claim for acorns?'
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:48, archived)
# What if you have sex with someone who used to be a squirrel but then they died?
And so, Goodnight All.

And goodnight Imaginary people too.
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:39, archived)