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[challenge entry] I think it's pandemic.


Apologies for the initial picture, didn't think posting an image with a huge fetid cock would be appropriate.

From the Alternative Medicine challenge. See all 199 entries (closed)

(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:35, archived)
# * Takes advice
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:37, archived)
# * offers spelling lessons
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:43, archived)
# *speeling
(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:46, archived)
# * that too
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:47, archived)
# * laughs out loud
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:49, archived)
# *needs
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:58, archived)
# I'm all for multi tasking, but...
Why were you eating your meatball sub in the shower?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:44, archived)
# I was eating it in subway.
true fact. The picture is some sort of instruction.
(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:47, archived)
# ...aaah I see
For some reason I first read that as you were eating it in some sort of communual shower with the other bloke? Ignore me I am tired.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:51, archived)
# are you sure you couldn't just smell brie from the sandwich shop??
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ah ah aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah!
Brie, in Subway....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Subway only really smells of reformed Turkey Slices and Ranch Dressing...
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:07, archived)
# But it tastes so goooooooooooood....
gooooooooooooodconvenient
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
Quite so!!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:09, archived)
# This is something I don't understand.
Everyone raves about it ... Surely they're just sandwiches? Everything look so fake from the outside, too. I'd always choose a local sandwich shop over Subway.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:09, archived)
# ^ this, with added...
Pastrami & Swiss Cheese on Rye, with sauerkraut, pickles, mustard and garlic mayo.

Can't get ^ that bad boy in Subway.

*ahem*

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Cream cheese, Marmite and cucumber baguette.
Not quite sure why I buy it in a shop when I could just as easily make it at home. Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:16, archived)
# The cream cheese may be a problem.
hang on, I was thinking of Cottage Cheese, sorry - My mistake, move along, there's nothing to see here...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:19, archived)
# I don't even know what the difference is.
All I know is that I'm now very hungry indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Cottage Cheese = Plaster of Paris without the lovely plaster-y flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Eew.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Exactly.
It is to be avoided. Always.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:44, archived)
# All I see in this picture is a green penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Well, it must be time for you to take your tablets, in that case.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:25, archived)