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[challenge entry] I feckin love kids me...

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(flodge looking like a fool with his pants on the ground, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I love people who get snobbish about watching telly.

"Read books!" they cry, "You'll learn more!" - well in the space of an hour I've just learned how to wallpaper properly, how to bake an upside-down cake, and some of the detail of the arctic ecosystem. You don't get that from fucking Shakespeare, do you?

Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:43, archived)
# ^this^
It depends what you're watching.

Heck, even if you're watching Lazytown at least you've learnt how not to make a programme.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:46, archived)
# ^ this
and also: why don't books have age certification? there's filthy fucking and stuff in 'em o.O
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:55, archived)
# That's what makes em great :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
# With a kid on the way
it recently occurred to me that in a few years a lot of my books would have to be made "top shelf".
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:30, archived)
# *Nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:59, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:00, archived)
# No
You'd probably get syphilis from fucking Shakespeare.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:07, archived)
# hahahaha
SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:11, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:31, archived)
# taken as a suppositories?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)