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# Wait until tomorrow.
The space between your teeth will increase overnight and it will be much easier to get out.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:50, archived)
# I got it stuck
2 nights ago... the fucker's still there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Mouthful of salts of sulfuric acid plus water to make sulfurous acid.
Hold in your mouth under pressure for 4 hours @ 160 degF and it will dissolve the wood fiber into cellulose*



*may be bad for your teeths. Among other things...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 22:31, archived)