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# 2010 Royal Nudie Calendar: June



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January


This is the last one for today.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:42, archived)
# SEXEH!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:46, archived)
# These are extraordinarily good
In the finest b3ta tradition I shall forego any possibility of a Knighthood, and endorse this with a
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Splufftastic
Also, I have a piece of toothpick stuck in my teeth and another toothpick is not helping matters... without removing teeth, how would you advise me to resolve this situation?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Wait until tomorrow.
The space between your teeth will increase overnight and it will be much easier to get out.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:50, archived)
# I got it stuck
2 nights ago... the fucker's still there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Mouthful of salts of sulfuric acid plus water to make sulfurous acid.
Hold in your mouth under pressure for 4 hours @ 160 degF and it will dissolve the wood fiber into cellulose*



*may be bad for your teeths. Among other things...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Fire and hot water ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:52, archived)
# we have a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Is it out ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:54, archived)
# no, but
I did substitute hot water for tea, and fire for a biscuit, so that could be where I went wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Come to think about it that might be a wrong tact . . .
how about sucking on an ice cube for shrinkage and firmness . . . then push it out
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:08, archived)
# You keep reminding me to wind my calender . . .
you do quality right . . . keep it up Grampa !
(that didn't come out right) -neither did that-
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:50, archived)
# that's graping my squildo
WOO!YAY!HOUPLA!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Run outta royals
REPEATS
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:54, archived)
# January was QEII
This is her Mum. I've got at least three other ones to do before considering repeats.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Oh okay. Are you going to do Diana?
I dare you to do Lady Louise Windsor. I DOUBLE DARE you.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Diana is scheduled for August.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:07, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Maybe...
...if I was drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Your caption say "2010 Royal Nudie Calendar: June"
Nudie Dressed

EDIT: Having caught up... also April and May, although Would with March!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Queen Mum is rather conservative.
This is the most she would show.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:20, archived)