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# The only thing I remember being very 3D were the floaty seeds
Oh, and slashdot gave me this link, which made me laugh for ages:

autotelic.com/avatar_-_the_metacontextual_edition

(highly recommended)
(, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# yeah floaty things are good.
Falling ash too

End fantastic link :D
(, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Yes, I had forgotten ash. Arrows, sometimes. And people standing behind other people was more noticeable.
(, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:16, archived)
# That should've been the tagline.
AVATAR - People standing behind other people is MORE NOTICABLE
(, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:35, archived)
# It does makle the film more involving though
And I thought it was better than "LOOK AT THIS! IT'S COMING STRAIGHT AT YOU TO MILK 3D VISUAL EFFECTS"
(, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Oh now that is excellent!
I still don't know whether I want to see Avatar or not. But tonight I'm orf to see Sherlock Holmes so at least I don't have to make that decision today.
(, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
# It was a fun film, just "FernGully ... IN SPAAAACCE".
3D glasses gave us all headaches, though.
(, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:16, archived)
# I thought of it as Smurfahontas
Was good though, and as for Zoe Saldana in Na'avi form... yummy. :-)
(, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)
# She makes for a verrry sexxy Smurfette/Cat.
(, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:21, archived)
# You definitely want to see it.
In the flashiest format available to you - the better the visuals the less you have to mind about a deeply sanctimonious plot.
(, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Oh fuck yes. That annoying bit where she saves him from the 'dog' pack, then criticises him for blundering about the forest.
They were fucking attacking him! What primitive people doesn't defend itself from attack!?

And there are apparently no parasites or diseases on Pandora. Right.
(, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:23, archived)