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# The Adventures Of Beat Takeshi: Episode III
Ok, Really am going to revise now, last post of the day... *Makes Cup Of Tea*
(sir_ch33s3ington Think NOTHING of it! (>º_º)>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:57, archived)
# I am thinking you may have a wee bit of an obsession
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:02, archived)
# I've no idea what or who this Mr B Takeshi is, but he sure is one bad ass motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:03, archived)
# go watch Battle Royale
and/or Brother
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:08, archived)
# I'm reading Battle Royale at the moment
I don't think I've ever come across a book that totally connects the reader with so many characters at once. Quite amazing.

Also gore.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# *penny drops*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# oooooh! He's the guy who played Zatoichi! (and loads of other stuff)
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Hana-Bi is pretty good too ;)
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:10, archived)
# I hear her sisters aren't bad either
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:26, archived)
# i would tell you how great i think this is
but Beat Takeshi stole the part of my brain that gives a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Is this something to do with Takeshi's Castle?
Or have I misunderstood?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Yhea he does...
... here :P en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takeshi's_Castle
(sir_ch33s3ington Think NOTHING of it! (>º_º)>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:25, archived)
# He's hardly in the version of it that was shown in the UK
But he hosted the original
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Yes...
... But i think the gargantuan paper mashé head man in the ones they show in the UK are meant to be representations him O_o. (the one in the big F'OFF mother of a lazer/waterpistol/whateverthehellitis car in the final round... it does look like him...a bit)
(sir_ch33s3ington Think NOTHING of it! (>º_º)>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Crop is your friend.
Also, Beat would not be your friend if he knew you were stalking him.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Cropped finally...
... why would I want to be his friend? He's terrifying... one hair on my head turns white every-time I say his name... i have Takeashi night terrors... If I appease him by making these mad tributes... maybe .... just maybe he will stop eating my soul while i sleep.... and .... maybe .... just even... the... slightest...chance.... I will.... get over .... this .... Fullstophorrea! :S
(sir_ch33s3ington Think NOTHING of it! (>º_º)>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:16, archived)