I was once sent to the headmasterbecause the English teacher asked me to spell the word 'heinous'. Unfortunately, the twat pronounced it 'anus'. Which is what I spelt. Spelled.
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Chumps 👀,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:15,
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Huhuh huhuhuhuh huhuhuhuh you spelled "anus".Spelt.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:18,
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That's what the rest of the class said.Funnily enough
( Chumps 👀,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:20,
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on a similar note,one time our teacher asked if anyone could think of a professional who doesn't have to retire at 65, and one kid said "a prostitute". It was the most intelligent answer I've ever heard him give, and he got into trouble for it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:25,
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Good answer, but at the age of 65it may possibly be construed as a hobby, rather than a profession. Funny tho'.
( Chumps 👀,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:28,
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hahaha!i had a home tutor for a year, she was great! took me to chester with her son. better than the school field trip, we had dinner in a posh french restaurant and got to spend ages in the museum!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:19,
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The zoo was good too, although I haven't been there for years.I remember experiencing untold glee when a posh woman with a camera got covered in rhino piss.
it wasn't your tutor was it?
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Chumps 👀,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:25,
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not that i knowbut i did get half-chewed banana, coated in monkey spittle, hurled in my face. thus began my lifelong hatred of bananas.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:28,
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