b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Unlikely Company Mergers » Message 9881661

[challenge entry] Pearoast...


From the Unlikely Company Mergers challenge. See all 319 entries (closed)

(Doogie Talons, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:35, archived)
# in a new thread, oh of course, its Thursday
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Indeed.
Not only do I feel violated in much the same way I imagine a victim of gang-rape would, but I'm also going to write to my MP demanding - DEMANDING, mark you - the closure of the entire internets.

This sort of thing CANNOT be allowed to prevail, or the terrorists have won.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Why not get the MPs to gang rape you and write to gang rapsits instead
probably easier to get a result that way
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:44, archived)
# That's a very good point.
And I've always fancied having a few MPs up my arse, in case of emergency.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:46, archived)
# this morning I had to pull out the smashed windscreen of a car
so that I could open the door to find out how badly injured the young girl driver was.

I shouted at her to try and get a response and tried to feel for a pulse, but unfortunately she was already dead.

I then helped other people extract the 3 young children from the other (overturned) car while their mother lay screaming and trapped in the driver seat.


I've had better starts to days.



This is not a response to anything in particular.


anyway, here's a joke...

Q. What's pink and hard?
A. A pig with a flick knife.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# serious?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# yes unfortunately
I'm a little shaken up, but trying to exorcise it with work and b3ta style bollocks

I needed to share for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Absolutely.
I was in a car crash over the Christmas vac. We went into the back of someone at about 60, and Mrs Vagabond in the middle of the back seat didn't have a seatbelt.

Thankfully she was jammed in so tight she was OK but likewise we weren't right for several hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# I'm hoping I don't end up with delayed shock
I am on my own tonight in a hotel. I'm not sure if that's for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# If you're worried, 'phone the nearest friend and instruct them to accompany you.
But to be honest, I don't think you will. You're physically OK - mentally shaken up, but it doesn't sound like something a short sharp brandy won't sort out if you can't sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:46, archived)
# I'll be a man
and bottle up those emotions.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Stout fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Really?
That kind of puts someone pearoasting in a new thread in perspective.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# I think that triggered it
I'm not having a pop at anyone though.

The world is full of petty irritations
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# O_O
Shit... Take more than a latte and a biscuit to get over that.

Props for manning up though. Take some balls to get into that...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# I'd just parked my car in a ditch too to avoid the collision
with the help of some snow, black ice and an inappropriate handbrake turn

some people on the scene were excellent, other drivers just turned round and drove away.

I'm a mix of emotions at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Kinda understandable.
Dr. b3ta prescribes photoshopping some kittens for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:16, archived)
# ON WITH THE SHITE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# That's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:22, archived)
# reposting cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:41, archived)
# FINISH HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Happy plum is happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)
# It looks like a prick

has just pearoasted in a new thread
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Hah! I raise you a...
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Oh and...
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:49, archived)