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[challenge entry] Electro cheese pop anyone?



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(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# :D
Man streckt den linken Arm ein, den linken Arm aus
Ein, aus, ein, aus
Man schüttelt alles rum
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Bill Bailey ftw
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)
#
Man macht das Hokey-Kokey und man dreht sich herum
Das ist die ganze Sache
Ja, das Hokey-Kokey
Knie gebeugt, Arme gestreckt
Ra, ra, ra
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Bill Bailey for pope.
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Bill Bailey is played.
When someone starts performing a 10-minute 'joke' about how they turned down a commission from Asda, they're out of material.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:00, archived)
# I love BB
but I was disappointed the last time I saw him - It was like a clip-show - just bits from his recent tours all blended together
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:01, archived)
# I've always liked him
but I think he's lost the plot a bit. Some people shouldn't get too popular, it doesn't suit them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Part Troll is an outstanding DVD
Tinselworm was dire. Guide to the Orchestra has it's moments.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:04, archived)
# The problem I had with Part Troll
is that a lot of it is self-consciously about himself. I've always loved his wtf humour and his musical stuff, but the focus started to be about Bill Bailey The Famous Comedian -- you'll never guess what Asda asked me to do -- well Bill I couldn't give a fuck, tell a fucking joke.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:08, archived)
# I'M PRETTY FUCKING ANGRY ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Calm down, dear
It's only a comedian.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:11, archived)
# FFFFFFF FFFFF FFFFFFFFF FFFF FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:12, archived)
# eh eh
calm down calm down
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:17, archived)
# wow you must be in shock
you're sprechenzi doych (apol 4 spells)

Hope you are ok - read post below. Drink brandy and watch porn if you are on your own tonight. Will help with the shock.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I have Merlot
and a free web connection

what were the chances of that!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:55, archived)
# most excellent.
and after the wank you can go here

=)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# haha! oh my god
I might go there first ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:59, archived)
# I'm the operater
with my pocket calculator.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:56, archived)
# a pocket calculator does not calculate pockets
a gas boiler does not boil gas
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:59, archived)
# And neither do child molesters
molest childs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:01, archived)
# yeh - it's not a defence strategy that I advise though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Indeed.
Didn't work here:

"Hey! That's not fair! You shouldn't be allowed to say that!"

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8471960.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:13, archived)
# well she was wearing a sexy babygrow
...
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Ooof!
Jesus!

Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:23, archived)
# been watching too much frankie boyle
what sort of mother am I...

*finds god*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:34, archived)
# jesus
would you ever get fed up of beating the shit out that 'man'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Isn't this a repost?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:39, archived)
# no
I just dun it
while eating a bacon sandwich.

Might be same as someone else's idea tho...
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:21, archived)