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# I read that thing about the cat
I was unable to post (having this little red L thingy) so I could not join in. But, come to think of it I don't like cats anyway so meh.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:09, archived)
# you don't like cats
?

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Boy are you on the wrong website.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:14, archived)
# i presume you don't mean me...
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:15, archived)
# You presume correctly
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:31, archived)
# I detest the bastards as they scratch my car and leave fur all over it
I do however little kittens.

It really is a pity they grow up into cats.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:16, archived)
# you don't like cats
?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Boy are you on the wrong website
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Why would cats scratch your car?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:17, archived)
# because he doesn't like them
and they know this.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:18, archived)
# That is the obvious conclusion.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:21, archived)
# His first wife was a cat, she keeps keying his car,
Putting catnip in his underwear, Leaving fish in the radiators...... Then coming back and eating the fish........
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:19, archived)
# One of them decides to lie on it, and another one decides he wants to lie on it and they fight
hence car gets scratched.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Feline boxing gloves
would solve your problem.
(Spikey, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:23, archived)
# so would a rifle with telescopic sights
however, I may hit the car so that's maybe out.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Mice nibble my bus pass.
I give them some right filthy looks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:29, archived)
# It seems to me that if you and oldpoint got together
you could find a way to solve each other's problems.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:07, archived)
# He gives me a lift to work,
I direct them pesky mice to kill them cats with hammers. Job done.

Good suggestion. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:14, archived)
# I am sceptical as to to the ability of the relatively soft material of a cat's claw
to penetrate the extremely hard surface of car paint.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:05, archived)
# YOU DO KITTENS?!
You disgust me.
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:43, archived)
# You've made a serious error.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:37, archived)