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[challenge entry] CHHHAARLIEEEEEEE


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(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:54, archived)
# Hah, and no camera for skype etc. No multitasking, etc.
What a pile of horseshit. Yet the turtle-neck vest wearers will lap it up. If any of you fucks buys one of these, you should kill yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:56, archived)
# Oh I clicked btw, good stuff.
Better than the shit houses rebel-compo too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:56, archived)
# Wow, DT
you are ON EDGE!!!

And thank you mate :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:57, archived)
# I'm totally not taking any shit this week.
I'm just WAITING for a smug mac cunt to mention that pad to me in person. OH HOW THEY WILL BURN. Bring them to me! I will end them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Get your matches ready !
Wi-Fi models shipping in late March.
3G models shipping in April.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:05, archived)
# Oh man, Apple are like, so innovative and on the leading edge!
3G? FUUUUCK. That's totally new, and is making me want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:22, archived)
[challenge entry] But would you say no to the i-padma?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:08, archived)
# She appears to have no detachable keyboard.
Bit of a disappointment, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:12, archived)
# it's under the zip.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:15, archived)
#
*detaches*

...oh.

Is that it? *buys a Dell monstrosity instead*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:31, archived)
# Nice work, Shadow.
Now get that username changed properly and carve yrself a reputation.
As some kind of dubious brown shadow or something.
Like my grandad once said to me: "You can't go through life calling yerself An Egg, son."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)
# "Good job DBS"
I can do without.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:47, archived)
# Yes, you're right, I suppose.
"Good job, AE" is far better.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:53, archived)
# However
Both of these would actually require me to do something good.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:24, archived)
# Ah.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:32, archived)
# Handbag > Chin
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:57, archived)
# No, "Chin" < "Handbag". Lexicographical ordering, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Handbag > Chin
Get you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:01, archived)
# Didn't say I didn't want one
But it really is useless.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:57, archived)
# True,
but you could play solitaire so much bigger and anywhere you want...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:58, archived)
# with CARDS 1.0!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)
# But then when you win and the cards bounce all over the place
you have to pick them up!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Ra Ra !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:58, archived)
# Wot no leopleurodons?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)
# No. THey are not real
Whatthefuckdoyoutakemefor?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)
# They are
They're magical.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Chaaaaaarleee. Chaaaaaaaaaaaarleeeee. Go into the cave Chaaaaarleee.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:00, archived)
# i would pay hundreds to be able to scroll down webpages with the flick of a finger
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:08, archived)
# I am a Mac user
and that iPud is a piece of overpriced crap for the Mac kool-aid drinkers.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:23, archived)