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# sorry, CoY, I'll have to show my ignorance here; who is he?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Do not investigate.
Your survival instincts may be at risk.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:13, archived)
# I was trained by the legendary Ray Mears, I kicked Bear Gril's arse, and I survived watching every series of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here - my survival instincts are second to none*



*this is all, in fact, complete lies
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:17, archived)
# I was going to say.
Unless you work in a five star hotel, how could you possibly ever bump into Bear Grylls?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:19, archived)
# and my carefully stacked lies all come crumbling down due to one cheating "celebrity" whose name I can't spell...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:21, archived)
# He was on Buzzcocks once, and in the news last week
That's all I know, honest guv
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Papa if you can hear me
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Twice.
Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:18, archived)