hehI've got all three!
2:18am and I'm still struggling with a breakfast of poppadoms, pissed and smoking a roll-up.
GP appointment tomorrow. Urgent, apparently. She's gonna tell me to stop drinking and smoking.
'Isn't it enough that I packed in slitting GPs' throats?' I might tell her, in a jocular way.
(2:18am and I'm still struggling with a breakfast of poppadoms, pissed and smoking a roll-up.
GP appointment tomorrow. Urgent, apparently. She's gonna tell me to stop drinking and smoking.
'Isn't it enough that I packed in slitting GPs' throats?' I might tell her, in a jocular way.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:21,
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that should do the trick
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:24,
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If she's a doctor, she probably drinks and smokes, too. Say "I'll stop when you do, Doc" :)
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:25,
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It ain't easy.She's young, beautiful and enthusiastic. She winks, touches my arm gently and calls me 'luv', or by my first name.
How on earth does one deal with a GP like that?
(How on earth does one deal with a GP like that?
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:33,
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Yeah I had that with a medical, where both the nurse and the doctor were 20-30 yr old hotties.I somehow managed not to be embarrassed by the whole "testicular exam" talk, where she used the rubber bulb of the stethoscope as a demonstration aid...
What about "but smoking and drinking can be really fun!" ?
(What about "but smoking and drinking can be really fun!" ?
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:37,
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HELLO LADIES, HERE ARE MY BALLS
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:42,
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There's the correct approach.How could I have been so blind? I'm doing this tomorrow.
Look out, receptionists! You've got a good and unexpected weekend in store...
(Look out, receptionists! You've got a good and unexpected weekend in store...
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:51,
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