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[challenge entry] Who does he think he is? ........The messiah?

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(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 6:28, archived)
# This one's not even worth compo-ing
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 29 Jan 2010, 8:24, archived)
# Hahahaha marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 8:55, archived)
# Morning all
Didn't take ther Mail long to start nicking the iPad pics

www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1246801/Apple-iPad-met-derision-laughter-web-users.html

Love the use of the term "period-maintenance device" rather than sanny pad.

EDIT: comments don't appear to be moderated as mine has got through
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 8:44, archived)
# I wonder
how many of their readers looked at the picture of Hitler and thought "Good old Adolf, he was always was a card..."

Wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 29 Jan 2010, 8:47, archived)
# Yesterday a guy at work was reiterating a story about Germany in WWII
and ... while trying to back up Brian Ferry's views on architecture, but not be a twat, I managed to totally mangle my brain and my vocal ability and came out with the phrase "The Nazis were the best thing about World War Two."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 8:59, archived)
# haha
they certainly made it more interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:02, archived)
# they love the word viral
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 8:50, archived)
# The best part was when they put quotes around the word 'geek'.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 8:55, archived)
# Needs more computer nerds
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 8:58, archived)
# yay, I upvoted it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:01, archived)
# Upvoted
But almost didn't for the "who's/whose" faux pas you made :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)