I thought he started
As a painter and decorator.
He did well at his NVQ's and was, in due course, and with all the correct certification, promoted to Fascist Megalomaniac Dictator.
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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:43,
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When people said they wanted him to change the face of the world,
they actually meant use Dulux 'Autumn Blush'
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:44,
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I believe he went to art school
he was however, a shit artist. There happened to be a lot of good Jewish artists at his school, who got better grades and more attention. Some years later, he had the last laugh.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:45,
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