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# OK apologies for the naff iJokes...
...but you must all now watch my funny Hitler video, which is about Hitler farting.
I did a pretty decent job of the subtitles, and endeavoured to match the actual German with believable translations. I know this has been attempted before but I think my subtitles are the best.
I hope it brings forth mirth, and would be grateful for opinions either way because my ego needs stroking.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=na1DseY5T-M
(randomkaraoke is seeking mong-wobble-gif mongering on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:33, archived)
# /links is that way >
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Hey, bro. Hey how are you doing? Hey you know there's a links board?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:34, archived)
# My mum thinks I'm cool.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:35, archived)
# omg so keeewwwl
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:35, archived)
# yeeeeesss....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:35, archived)
# OH. MY. GOOOOOD!
CHRISTMAS IS RUINED!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:35, archived)
# still 332 days to go


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:37, archived)
# AND ITS RUINED BECAUSE OF THIS POST.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:41, archived)
# believable translations?
your mum thinks my subtitles are the best.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Is there a links board?
I know, I'll see if I can find a links board.
(randomkaraoke is seeking mong-wobble-gif mongering on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:37, archived)
# This is how Hitler started, invading places he didn't belong...
/it is quite amusing :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:38, archived)
# That's how the British Empire started as well, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:39, archived)
# shhh
do not expose British Military hypocrisy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Yes, but we're British
it makes all the difference .

Actual difference rates may go up as well as down. Comment on difference does not relate to morals or ethics found throughout history. Lots of peoples homes were at risk from invading British forces.
Selective memory about the good bits may have higher interest rates than fact. ooh look, a Badger!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:41, archived)
# We didn't have stupid moustaches... oh no wait... yes we did.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Yes but we were doing the right thing
Johnny needs learning.

The Germans, however - that was pure evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:44, archived)
# yes, bally Gerry, killing all those civilians.
the Allies flattened Dresden and Hiroshima using Nazi-specific bombs. Civilians saved. Tally ho.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Well not really
But an Englishman is worth more than a forrin, so whichever way you look at it, we did the right thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)
# yes.
for that, everyone must be immensely proud and glorious at all times.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)
# *is proud and glorious*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Hey! Dresden was making porcelain figurines for the NAZIS!
they had to be stopped!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)
# If we hadn't
we might all have ornaments from Germany on our mantlepiece. Thanks to our brave boys murdering all those ornament-makers, that didn't happen.

There are rumours, however, that Dresden Ornamenten und Porcelan Fabrik is back in business. I want to know what we, Great Britain, plan to do about it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:01, archived)
# i'll get the napalm, you get the planes
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)
# I think bombarding them with Armitage Shanks would be the best policy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)
# surrogate mother?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:40, archived)
# I thought he started
As a painter and decorator.
He did well at his NVQ's and was, in due course, and with all the correct certification, promoted to Fascist Megalomaniac Dictator.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:43, archived)
# When people said they wanted him to change the face of the world,
they actually meant use Dulux 'Autumn Blush'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:44, archived)
# I believe he went to art school
he was however, a shit artist. There happened to be a lot of good Jewish artists at his school, who got better grades and more attention. Some years later, he had the last laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:45, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:45, archived)
# I must?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:41, archived)
# OR YOU VILL BE SHOT!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:42, archived)
# aw man, that would ruin my week
but I'm willing to take the risk
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:43, archived)
# *shines spotlight in eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:45, archived)
#
No really, it's actually pretty funny.

And yes. You must.
(randomkaraoke is seeking mong-wobble-gif mongering on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Wow, cool!
Hey, did you find anything else on the internet that you would like to share!? I've heard there's all sorts of hilarious stuff out there.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
#
No, I did that myself. Really. Nicking someone elses stuff would be bad form.
I did it Final Cut Pro.
(randomkaraoke is seeking mong-wobble-gif mongering on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)
# That's
not the worst version of that clip I've ever seen
And yes, you did do a good job of the subtitles.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)
# I never really got the Downfall meme.
I suppose it's because I can speak german, because I'm supercool.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)
# ubercool, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Ja,
Aber nenn mich nicht Shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Übercool, shurely?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)
# KNIFE DICK
KNIIIIIIIIIIIIFE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:06, archived)