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# fake!
those arms are far too short to fasten that bra!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:05, archived)
# And that's why they all had saggy boobs.
(twattybanjo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:07, archived)
# those heels won't be helping the posture, either
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:09, archived)
# My missus says it somehow reminds her of Posh Spice.
(twattybanjo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:10, archived)
# a dog shat in my front garden yesterday
that reminded me of posh spice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Thats why they died out...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:08, archived)
# because they couldn't get a bra on?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:09, archived)
# It made their nipples chafe something terrible against tree branches and other vegetation
thus they couldn't breastfeed their young. And, not having invented formula nor the microwave oven in which to heat baby bottles, their babies went hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:11, archived)
# and here was me thinking they weren't mammals
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:12, archived)
# that's proper science Tribs.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Yes.
Don't you know anything about evolutionary biology?!?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:13, archived)
# no
i'm a creationist*




*yeah, like fuck i am
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:15, archived)
# What
You think life started on the island of Crete?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:16, archived)
# yes
yes i do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:17, archived)