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[challenge entry] iDon'tcareanymore

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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:29, archived)
# I know how you feel, anyway,
new challenge today hopefully....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Movie posters in the style of album covers if they were children's TV
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:39, archived)
# with monkey aids
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:39, archived)
# made out of what you can find around the house if you're a celebrity who's been mashed up with a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:40, archived)
# BY KEN BARLOW
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:44, archived)
# with a fork
*off to eat food*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:28, archived)
# nothing says I've had enough of a compo like posting another fucking picture for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Bite me
I stopped caring when I did my back in.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:41, archived)
# I did mine in again on Monday
how did you do yours
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Pulled a muscle after a cold.
Apparently enough to fire a temp. Unbelievable cockmanager.
How did you do yours? Are you contracted?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:47, archived)
# slipped on the ice
jarred the weak bits at the bottom of my ribcage
Still makes a change from the base of the spine and the neck
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Happy days
Hope you get better soon.
And hope we haven't exhausted the possibilities for original compos ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Achey breaky back posse represent.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Ice cold niggaz be frontin'
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:56, archived)
# You know the score, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:59, archived)
# spins some discs
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK!
oh actually I think thats fixed it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:57, archived)
# You're out of the posse, y'all gotta be achin' to be breakin', brah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:59, archived)
# I have a friend who swears this story is true:
He and some mates were out in Manchester when they were approached by a gang of youths. These yobos demanded their phones and wallets etc, and when they refused they were set upon. One of the youths smacked my friend across the face with his elbow, and said "ELBOW MOTHERFUCKER, REPRESENT"

My all-time favourite battlecry.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Mad sick moves, holla.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:10, archived)
# I thought Guy Garvey had kicked him in
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Big jobs to Jobs
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:17, archived)