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# is this you?
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 0:23, archived)
# How do you make love to an fat/ugly lass?
Wank into your hand and then throw it at her.


Maybe he sees these girls as so fat/ugly that he wouldn't even throw his own spunk at them.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:10, archived)
# I always remember a mate describing his
first experience of shagging a fat bird as "trying to get a overloaded wheel barrow to the end of the garden" Still makes me chuckle.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:21, archived)