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# Also
Borrow money from pessimists.
They don't expect it back.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:08, archived)
# I said to my girlfriend -
if you could find out when and how you were going to die, would you want to know.
she said - no.
I said - forget it then....


I picked up a hitchhiker the other day. After 5 minutes I turned to him and said - better put your seatbelt on, I saw something in a cartoon and I reckon I can pull it off.


*gets coat*
*leaves*
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:15, archived)
# My friend Jed is a medium wave DJ.
When he drives under bridges his voice fades.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:23, archived)