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# I remember Independance Day
The US President and the Drunken Pilot save the world while everyone else in the entire world appears to be gathered in a hole in London waiting by the radio for those brave, brave yanks to tell them how to beat those pesky aliens. Meanwhile, aliens use Apple Macs, and Macs get viruses.

If you've never seen the film before then sorry, I've just given away what little exists of what, for lack of a better word, we are forced to call the plot.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:23, archived)
# There is some good to come out of all this...
...I am now installing a virus scanner on my Mac, meaning if I invade any planets they shall have to try a bit bloody harder than THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:26, archived)
# YEAH!
Damn lazy Mac-using alien SCUM.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:28, archived)
# PHEW
----------- SCAN SUMMARY -----------
Known viruses: 707157
Engine version: 0.95.3
Scanned directories: 167913
Scanned files: 685575
Infected files: 0
Data scanned: 38929.61 MB
Data read: 36241.27 MB (ratio 1.07:1)
Time: 7471.695 sec (124 m 31 s)

No infected files were found.

If all else fails I am going to employ Dennis Quaid.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Yeah? Well I'm going to employ Jeff Goldblum
He can get around any anti-virus.

(What anti-virus are you using, by the way? I don't have one on this thing and I probably should.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:32, archived)
# http://www.clamxav.com/
Seems not to have totally cunted everything up, so I think its a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Ta
I shall give it a look. And we shall see how good those tricksy aliens are. Or that tricksy Jeff Goldblum. I never trusted him. I mean, turning into a fly, setting rampaging velociraptors loose, downing motherships... how could you trust him? HOW COULD YOU TRUST HIM?

And having eaten as much as I have, WHY AM I HUNGRY? TELL ME THAT, JEFF! WHY AM I HUNGRY?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Silly Jeff
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:40, archived)