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# Am I too late?


Lakeside Tesco has a paltry spice alphabet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)
# inb4 Mixed Herbs Mixed Herbs Oregano Oregano Parsley Rosemary Sage Tarragon
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)
# ^^
I don't get it.
(Poison-System-X, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
# WHO ARE YOU??
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I've been here for years!
I just don't come out of the box very often.
(Poison-System-X, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Try washing more
And/or investing in some Rohypnol.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Double Oregano! Hahahahahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Mr Roboto?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:23, archived)
#
"Mr. Roboto" is a song written by Dennis DeYoung and performed by the band Styx on their 1983 concept album Kilroy Was Here. It reached #3 on the Billboard
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:25, archived)
# The River Styx (Greek: Óôýî, Stux, also meaning "hate" and "detestation") was a river in Greek mythology which formed the boundary between Earth and the Underworld (often called Hades which is also the name of this domain's ruler).
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
#
Hades (Άδης or Ἀΐδας; from Greek ᾍδης, Hads, originally Ἅιδης, Haids or Άΐδης, Aids, meaning "the unseen"[1][2]) refers both to the ancient Greek underworld, the abode of Hades, and to the god of the underworld. Hades in Homer referred just to the god; the genitive ᾍδου, Haidou, was an elision to denote locality: "[the house/dominion] of Hades". Eventually, the nominative, too, came to designate the abode of the dead.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Also inb4 that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Can I get in on this?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:23, archived)
# I was hoping the oregano would emulate Bohemian Rhapsody.
Oregano!
(Oregano!)
Oregano!
(Oregano!)
Oregano Parsley Sage!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Magnificooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)
# This makes me do lols every time I watch:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TewHFKE7mpw
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
# ha
very good.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Tarragona!
Tarragona!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)
# ZOMG HERBS
WHO ARE YOU??
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
# I can see this compo getting into The Faily Fail..
Tescos are reporting deliberate acts of sabotage in their spice departments..
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)
# WHO ARE YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Click my name and lo a likeness of me shall verily appear.
I'm Seaman Gabber, that's who!
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)
# You look like a girl and your wife is Stevie Wonder
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:24, archived)
# hahahaha
that made me laugh so much I inadvertantly closed b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Hahaha spazz
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)
# it appears to be sunny out
I am going for a walk. Play nice now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
# I need to do some work :(
I need to purposefully close b3ta. It's quite difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Hahahahahahhahaah!
aww bless.

I see you've made the classic mistake there of assuming I was listing the names left-to-right.

Silly tiger.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Someone seems to have stolen your mouth
and replaced it with a lozenge-shaped sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:24, archived)
# We got to move these...refridgerators. We got to move these colour teeveeeeEEEEEES
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)
# *Massive at home LOL*
Superb!

Oh, and Happy Candle Occasion !
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Cheers guv.
I have just had a miniature Quorn scotch egg to mark the occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Breakfast of Champions!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)
# A Scotch egg consists of a shelled hard-boiled egg, wrapped in a sausage meat mixture, coated in breadcrumbs, and deep-fried
..therefore you did not have a Scotch egg.

So what did you have hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:38, archived)
# A Quorn savoury egg.
Expert pedanticism from a bloke that can't get himself and his wife in the correct order.

BUURRRRRRNNNN.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Hahahahahaha! Monty Python territory there - herb terrorism.
Whatever next? Vegetable subterfuge?
Fruit détente?

"Go on! Come at me with that banana!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Coup d'tampon
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Coup d'tart would have been better
Live and learn.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)
# ^ needs more Coriander.
As does most things.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Except beer.
There's a pub near me - used to be a dive, now a trendy tosspad frequented by Nathan Barley, that now serves "Fruit cyders".

And they wonder why people go on campaigns ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:21, archived)
# The exception that proves the rule.
Accurate as ever, sir.

Edit: 'Cyders' ffs.... should fucking bottle them with the empties.

/grumble grumble mumble bloody youth of today blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)
# THE SPICE MUST FLOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)
# hahahahahha! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Nice rack!
Been done?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)