Especially because I was going upstairs to go to the looSo I don't even know WHY I was carrying my glass anyway!
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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM,
Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:57,
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Ha ha ha!Sorry, but it is amusing :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:07,
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A friend of my sister-in-lawDIED.
She stood up in the pub and her handbag strap tripped her up and she fell onto the table severing an artery.
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:14,
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She stood up in the pub and her handbag strap tripped her up and she fell onto the table severing an artery.
:SReally? Shitty biscuits!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:15,
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Shit, that's pretty bad.I caught an artery doing this too. Squirting blood several feet into the air.
Somehow it clotted when I got back from the pub, and after passing out in the loo I bandadged it up and went to bed for 8 hours before deciding it needed a trip to A&E.
(Somehow it clotted when I got back from the pub, and after passing out in the loo I bandadged it up and went to bed for 8 hours before deciding it needed a trip to A&E.
ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM,
Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:21,
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were you a littledrunk? Could that explain it?
*looks at scar on hand, the result of alcohol and a pen knife*
(*looks at scar on hand, the result of alcohol and a pen knife*
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:19,
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Not the typical 'Cutting a Bagel in half' scar that people get on their hand, eh? ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM,
Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:22,
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Arf!Not even I have done that, and I am an idiot.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:26,
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