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# My lovely gammy thumb is now (mostly) all better!
See?!

Note : Next time I walk upstairs carrying a wine glass, I WON'T fall over and thrust my hand into the broken shards.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)
# ouchy :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:53, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)
# You stupid boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Especially because I was going upstairs to go to the loo
So I don't even know WHY I was carrying my glass anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Sorry, but it is amusing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:07, archived)
# A friend of my sister-in-law
DIED.

She stood up in the pub and her handbag strap tripped her up and she fell onto the table severing an artery.
(twattybanjo, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:14, archived)
# :S
Really? Shitty biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Shit, that's pretty bad.
I caught an artery doing this too. Squirting blood several feet into the air.
Somehow it clotted when I got back from the pub, and after passing out in the loo I bandadged it up and went to bed for 8 hours before deciding it needed a trip to A&E.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:21, archived)
# were you a little
drunk? Could that explain it?
*looks at scar on hand, the result of alcohol and a pen knife*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Not the typical 'Cutting a Bagel in half' scar that people get on their hand, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Arf!
Not even I have done that, and I am an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Ugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:56, archived)
# O_o looked painful...
how long ago did you get the stitches?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Injury was about a month ago,
but the stitches pic was taken 1 week later just before I had them taken out.
Final frame was from yesterday, so not a bad turnaround really. Pity my thumb is still totally numb down one side, but oh well. I'm left handed, so it doesn't effect my love life.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)
# hmmm
Perhaps I should have done this with my big toenail that fell off.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Redsushi fell over a cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:33, archived)