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# :(

That's how my uncle went
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 8:07, archived)
# Hell of a way to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 8:10, archived)
# Ripping at the seams

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 8:18, archived)
# Seaming at the seams...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 20 Feb 2010, 8:41, archived)
# it seams i don't get these references
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 9:14, archived)
# my uncle
tells stories of how many jerries he impaled this way in the war
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 9:15, archived)
# 1?

No, wait, don't tell me. 3?

Three cock-impaled jerries.

Oh shit, that sounded wronger than it should.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 9:22, archived)
# 1 AND 3
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 9:23, archived)
# 1 IN 5

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 9:47, archived)
# 5.5 in 1
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 11:40, archived)
# my grandad
finished off six jerries with his bare hands, in Normandy.

He's banned from saga holidays now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 20 Feb 2010, 9:59, archived)