Not sure if this really counts as it's not 'shopped but...
it definitely says a rude in their window at the moment.

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Dermot O'Logical,
Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:14,
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?
Can I have a ris please bob?
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:17,
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Don't you know what a curnt is?
Bah.
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KeenBean objects to this comma,
Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:18,
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hm
I thought it was the "downie" bit, but that's her name, apparently.
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thwart is just not feeling it with you,
Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:19,
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fnar
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KeenBean objects to this comma,
Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:21,
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Ah! sold?
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Chumps 👀,
Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:19,
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Tina Downie?
honestly, I can't see it
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:23,
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cursold ???
nationwide?
tina?
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:24,
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sort code 01 02 34?
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Chumps 👀,
Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:25,
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Ah, I see.
Someone's got wood, Tina's been nailed, and there's something sticky all over her now?
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:29,
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De-RIS...
Apple-polo-gies, it's tenuous at best. Like ^they^ said, don't you know what a curnt is?
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Dermot O'Logical,
Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:35,
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