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# they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin lol
 
substitute 'Australia' with your preferred geographic slur as necessary
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:14, archived)
# Why you gotta be such a jerk to us Australians?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:14, archived)
# Because he's a kiwi.
Duh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:18, archived)
# friendly rivalry.
 
though we are oft times drawn together by virtue of being neither Boers, nor whinging pommie bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:23, archived)
# Exactly!
Which reminds me of an amusing anecdote from my father's travels. He went on a "lads" fishing weekend on Fraser Island with some rather uncouth individuals. One of them was a kiwi so naturally copped a fair bit. One moment that stuck in my father's memory is when one of the chaps bellowed down 100m of beach to attract the attention of the kiwi.

"HEY SHEEP-FUCKER!"
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:30, archived)
# ah that never gets old
see also: the Welsh

although it's more accurately applied as an urban/rural divide
for all those isolated farm boys (or in Australia, boundary riders) who genuinely do fuck animals

which reminds me of another old joke
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:34, archived)
# Badoom
tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:39, archived)
# that's a slightly more subtle version than the one I recall.
slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:42, archived)
# Can't we all just get along?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DAX_WqTUP0&fmt=18
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:15, archived)
# ahhahhah yes
that's a very bizarre version, I saw it a while back trawling through Feldman videos.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:23, archived)
# I like the original
Tom Lehrer version:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgASBVMyVFI
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:31, archived)
# sweet
 
He toured here one time, I think my parents saw him.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:37, archived)
# My Junior High math teacher was one of his students
so he would play Tom Lehrer songs after our test periods - that is how I first heard him.
I think I have most of the available recordings...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:51, archived)
# apparently we are jealous of the higher average incomes and more heavily exploited mineral reserves
 
I don't see it, myself
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:21, archived)
# This messageboard has a deeply ingrained culture of racism towards Australians.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:28, archived)
# WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE KILLED ALL THOSE JEWS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:30, archived)
# Shalom!
Oy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:31, archived)
# hitlerlol
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:32, archived)
# At least we don't hide from our terrible terrible history
Not like how NZ keeps that whole "rape of the Pacific" thing under wraps.

You probably didn't even get taught about it in school.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:34, archived)
# it's true, I didn't find out about the shit we did in Samoa until I was an adult.
 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mau_movement
for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:37, archived)
# THEN ON THE OTHER HAND THERE'S THE FRENCH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:40, archived)
# Wow, my play on the rape of nanjing brings out a real event
I had no idea NZ pulled that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:51, archived)
# well, we only started revising the NZ history curriculum in the eighties
when it comes to those pesky rebels in the 1860s, or those terrible tribes who never signed any damn treaty

I have no idea what they're teaching kids now.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:56, archived)
# yeah
the high school curriculum is real quiet on this one
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:55, archived)
# nah sweet as bro she'll be right
MATE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 5:47, archived)
# Just curious...
Have Spain and Portugal offered recompense to the indigs of South American for wiping them out with conquest and disease?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:37, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhhah I'm just going to go out on a limb here and say no
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:39, archived)
# Or England or France?
or even Italy (for Ethiopia?)

or the Russians, or the Chinese, or the Japanese? Or the Merikans?

Even the Dutch have somthin' to be ashamed of...

Not sure about Canadia, have to ask the Inuits and Acadians.

some interesting thoughts: www.rastafarispeaks.com/community/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=261
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:26, archived)
# let alone
the mongols, hittites, romans and persians
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:52, archived)
# FUCKING OTTOMANS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 5:04, archived)
# ROMANES EVNT DOMVS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 5:38, archived)
# 'People called Romanes they go the house'?
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(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 5:52, archived)