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# Arrgh, it's coming for my face!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:11, archived)
# serves you right
for having a face made of delicious meats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# but I like my face!
Especially the kielbasa moustache!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:25, archived)
# it's the mutton chin that attracts me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Escher - the revenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Hmm,
Wonder if someone has already done something silly with the never ending stairs?
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:16, archived)
# That's ok, I have biscuits
Biscuits are a proven defence against cannibals, zombies, b3tans and Crystal Entities.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Also coffee monsters*
*May not be a defense against coffee monsters
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:14, archived)
# There's no actual evidence for it, but it's scientific FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:17, archived)
# do you know nothing?
doughnuts and quavers are the only sure-fire defence against coffee monsters!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
# What's the best defence against sicklethorns that think they're triffids?


That central stem is now pressing against the ceiling. It took a matter of days to grow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:30, archived)
# YOU MUST BURN DOWN YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:33, archived)
# your plant would appear to have TRFH
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:33, archived)
# fit a skylight
failing that, use scissors.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:36, archived)
# My upstairs neighbour might complain
And he'd be able to see me in the bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:39, archived)
# he probably can now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Only by subscribing to TribsAtHomeCam.com
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:44, archived)
# then scissors are your only option
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:46, archived)
# With sexy results!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Start running and don't look back....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Can I put some pants on first?
It's snowy outside...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:40, archived)
# what kind?
I was going to go out and get biscuits, but I couldn't be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Waaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:13, archived)
# AAARGH!!
The FEAR! The FEAR!!!
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Ooooh..... I like this.
A lot.
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:14, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Noice
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:58, archived)