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# LETS TALK ABOUT FUCKING BISCUITS AND SHIT
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:33, archived)
# I SPILTED MY TEAS ALL OVER MY BEIGE SLACKS OH NO I HOPE MY BOSS DOESN'T SEE THIS.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:35, archived)
# I JUST POURED A CUP OF TEA ONTO MY MONITOR!!!!!!
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:39, archived)
# *enhuggles*
YOU'RE SO SILLY, HONEYPUMPKINS.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:40, archived)
# I SUPPOSE YOU WANT A FUCKING HUG NOW, YOU GREAT NANCY
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:40, archived)
# Big gayers
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:41, archived)
# ROYAL RUBBER RUMPUS WITH PRINCE PLASTIC.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:44, archived)
# ALRIGHT THEN
I just acquired a pack of "Farley's Biscuits". Brand new product.
Like Farley's rusks, but teddy-bear-shaped, individually-wrapped, ludicrously expensive, and marginally less likely to disintegrate in a handbag due to its slightly more robust texture.

I give it 4 stars (docked one star for its specialist exclusivity. And it broke in my handbag anyway)
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:39, archived)
# FArleys rusks specially designed for adultness?
*Checks Tesco online
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(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:43, archived)
# so much for sarcasm
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:48, archived)
# Sheer inanity trumps sarcasm every time.
Anyone can give anyone a multiple sarcasm, if they can be bothered.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 5:26, archived)