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# Higgs particle found - piece of cæke!


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One evening, not so long ago, me and my friend created a particle accelerator of the finest hightech appliances. Most important are 1,5 m USB cable for the accelerator unit itself, extra batteries for additional powersupply (it takes quite a lot of energy to accelerate particles), tea, emptied sweets tin for capturing and containing spontaneus generated black holes, weapons (against spies - especially the feebleminded and envious dolts from CERN) and probably most important: safety goggles (preferably 3D-ones so you won't miss anything).
As can be seen, our first particle was captured on our high-speed camera and came out very nice.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# haha
it took me a while to work out what the hell it was

silly person


also WORDS
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
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Thank you.

Particle science is unfortunately difficult to explain with few words.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
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(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
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indeed
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)
# I've got some higgs bosons right here on my sex cock

I'm just thinking about a way to prove it
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)
# the twin proofs of SCIENCE and PICHERS
will be sufficient to sway even the most cynical mind
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# bang it on the desk
see what falls off

pfft :D
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)