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# Not shopped - but you had better not sneeze to anyone!


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(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Engrish is thata way >
(Munchhousen beep beep boop, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)
# You're doing it wrong
And now half the board is going to commit suicide because of what you've done, and it's YOUR fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:51, archived)
#
*suicidz*
(Munchhousen beep beep boop, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Oh noes. Have I committed a FAQ crime?
Made it as small as I could :(
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)
#
No pulling Kittens or Chairs for you!
*spanks*
(Munchhousen beep beep boop, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)
# *cries for loss of kittens
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:55, archived)
# belt - check
plastic bag - check
satsuma - check
door hook - check
erection - damn!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)
# tl;dr
china is full of signs like that
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)
# yep
I had this one fantastic sachet of soap which was recommended for the acquirement of female hygeine, especially after sexual acts :)
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)
# There's a park in Shanghai with a sign outside that says "It is not allowed that children under 1.2 meter or mental patient get into park lonely"
Also "Don't play tricks on animals"

I took a photo of this sign but you don't see me posting it here.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)
# That is correct
I do not see you posting it here.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Oh
I would like it if you posted it here :)
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Well okay but only because you asked so nicely.
www.b3tards.com/u/140f53149919acfbe5b4/lonely_mental_patients.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:00, archived)
# hehehe and yay :)
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Where was your sign picture taken and why were you there and did you like it?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:03, archived)
# actually my dad's photo from today - he's in Guangdong.
He works out there so sometimes us plebiscite family members are taken along too. I love going to China. Lots of things to see and eat. Total disregard for health and safety. Top stuffs.
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Yum.
很好吃·~ ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)
# pants
淖毛湖 淖毛湖 淖毛湖
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:11, archived)
#
入乡随俗！
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Don't talk billingsgate.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Quite right...
That would be fishy.
(french, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:13, archived)
# hehe
no pandemonium
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:59, archived)