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[challenge entry] Even Super Heroes
Can't keep their eyes open







apologises for shitness - worked better in me head

From the Superheroes in History challenge. See all 302 entries (closed)

(noodle_pot, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Let's see if no-one gets this (again).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:54, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:56, archived)
# i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Is she on the other side of the world to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Getting there...!
(it's a bit of a nerdy joke...)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Shitting hell on a grifter!... I've been trapped here for one year?
and thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:02, archived)
# i've been here nearly 3 years
sometimes it seems longer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:05, archived)
# I murdered a lollipop lady, what are you in for?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:07, archived)
# atmosphere
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
# The video board game.... fuck that's harsh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
# that's nothing
there's a girl in the next cell, got life for buckaroo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:16, archived)
# I'm not familiar with this jailhouse lag-speak
But one of the other inmates dropped a bar of soap in the shower this morning and challenged me to a game of buckaroo...
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:21, archived)
# cat buckaroo?
that's a great game
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Kitten Jenga's better
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:26, archived)
# never played kitten jenga
but cat buckaroo is fun, especially when the cat gets pissed off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Was laying stones on a heathen until they were crushed
some sorta biblical buckaroo? Cause I'd like to think it was... hmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:31, archived)
# i suppose it was.
did they mention jehovah?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:32, archived)
# That remined me of a great post in Fundies say the damndest things:
"I always carry a few nuts and bolts at amusement parks. after we get locked in the ride and start to move, I hold up a few of them and say to the person next to me look what just fell out of this thing. It is a great witnessing tool. Everytime I did that the person next to me started praying."
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:35, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:37, archived)
# K-T "Boundary" Tunstall?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
# ;)
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)
# ...and I STILL don't get it
:/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Something to do with meteor strikes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Filthy meteor unions:
Elect the Tories and they'll sort them out
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:06, archived)
# AND DINOSAURS
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Ah, don't worry. Few of my jokes appear to funny......
www2.jpl.nasa.gov/sl9/back3.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:06, archived)
# That's really obscure.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Working in a laboratory can make one a bit distant from mainstream humour....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:22, archived)
# bloody hell
i only heard about this the other day! just shows how bad my short-term memory is!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Yeah about that £20 *cough*?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:25, archived)
# when it comes to money
my mind is fucking razor sharp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Get rid of the bankers and put SMASH in charge of the economy
You've got my vote!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:33, archived)
# yay!
*awards self huge bonus*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:36, archived)
# I call bullshit!
Everyone knows it was the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:29, archived)
# that creature has stolen the space modulator!
*loves marvin the martian*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:31, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:35, archived)
# I know how you also love dogs wearing clothes
ihasahotdog.com/2010/03/03/funny-dog-pictures-nerds-species/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:55, archived)