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# He should of changed the water in the Romans' blood into wine
thus rendering them fucked
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:21, archived)
# I think that was all just a metaphor anyway
He didn't literally change water into wine - he just took ordinary words ("water") and, with awesome super-demigod-debating skills he transformed them into poetic words of wisdom ("wine").
Same with the loaves and fishes. He took ordinary words and used his people skills to spiritually nourish 5000 people all at once.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:26, archived)
# or it was a made up fairytale
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Hear hear!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Should *have* not *of*.
The mistake most likely to get your CV chucked in the bin, even more than spelling mistakes, fact fans.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Who writes sentences involving "should have", "could have", "would have" etc on their CV?
Mine is just bullet-pointed with as few verbs as possible.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:57, archived)
# good point
"I could have stayed in that job if everyone there had recognized my true genius."
"I would have done more in my last position, but I couldn't be arsed."
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)
# You'd be surprised.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)