
thus rendering them fucked
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:21,
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He didn't literally change water into wine - he just took ordinary words ("water") and, with awesome super-demigod-debating skills he transformed them into poetic words of wisdom ("wine").
Same with the loaves and fishes. He took ordinary words and used his people skills to spiritually nourish 5000 people all at once.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:26,
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Same with the loaves and fishes. He took ordinary words and used his people skills to spiritually nourish 5000 people all at once.

The mistake most likely to get your CV chucked in the bin, even more than spelling mistakes, fact fans.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:51,
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Mine is just bullet-pointed with as few verbs as possible.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:57,
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