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[challenge entry] Couldn't be arsed spending an hour doing it in Photoshop

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(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:18, archived)
# there is no mention of superman in the bible
not to mention the hulk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:21, archived)
# What about THIS:
"“Be strong and of a good courage, fear not, nor be afraid...for the Son of Jor-El, he it is that doth go with thee; he will not fail thee, nor forsake thee.”
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:22, archived)
# yes, but don't forget
"thou shalt not spout bollocks, lest i smite thee"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:27, archived)
# There's also no mention of Jaffa Cakes
which means God did not invent them nor should people consume them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:22, archived)
# what about dinosaur meat?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Heathen
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:25, archived)
# jaffa cakes are a human invention
nothing religion-based tastes good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:28, archived)
# What about Jaffa Flakes
the communion wafer with the orangey 'blood-o-Christ' filling
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:50, archived)
# I'd have a lot more respect for the dietary laws in Leviticus
if they said, "thou shalt not eat pork or shellfish until thou invent the fridge then it will be fine".
(twattybanjo, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:41, archived)
# *rescinds earlier award*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)
# It's ok, I'm agnostic
I fully support the consumption of Jaffa Cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:01, archived)
# *reawards award*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:05, archived)
# He should of changed the water in the Romans' blood into wine
thus rendering them fucked
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:21, archived)
# I think that was all just a metaphor anyway
He didn't literally change water into wine - he just took ordinary words ("water") and, with awesome super-demigod-debating skills he transformed them into poetic words of wisdom ("wine").
Same with the loaves and fishes. He took ordinary words and used his people skills to spiritually nourish 5000 people all at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:26, archived)
# or it was a made up fairytale
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Hear hear!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Should *have* not *of*.
The mistake most likely to get your CV chucked in the bin, even more than spelling mistakes, fact fans.
(twattybanjo, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Who writes sentences involving "should have", "could have", "would have" etc on their CV?
Mine is just bullet-pointed with as few verbs as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:57, archived)
# good point
"I could have stayed in that job if everyone there had recognized my true genius."
"I would have done more in my last position, but I couldn't be arsed."
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)
# You'd be surprised.
(twattybanjo, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Threadjack!
Whilst making a cup of tea today I idly placed the spoon on the edge of the cup and it balanced in such a way as to fill me with an inexplicable sense of wellbeing I would like to share with you.


Tea is a force for spiritual restoration.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:24, archived)
# all hail arkwright!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:26, archived)
# That's magic!
Uri Geller's been visiting this city recently. He bought an island in the Forth.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:27, archived)
# spoon
best word ever
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:29, archived)
# spume
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:38, archived)
# nice word
but not as good as spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:42, archived)
# My 3rd Grade teacher said her "best word" was
Spittoon

just for the way it sounds, not the actual item!


(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:50, archived)
# that's why i love spoon
it's a great word
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Flange.
(twattybanjo, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:53, archived)
# another good word
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)
# \o/
hail
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:31, archived)
# You will no longer suffer from surface tension )))))))))(((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:37, archived)
# That must have been the best cup of tea EVER
after that quite frankly a spiritual experience
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:37, archived)
# It was, it really was.
Every sip felt like a sacrament as I consumed the cuppa of equilibrium.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:40, archived)
# shopped
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)
# HERESY!
ICONOCLAST!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:41, archived)
# there is no spoon
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:42, archived)
# is there at least a spork?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:47, archived)
# not a knork then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)
# no
they can cut the sides of your mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:53, archived)
# that's a chainsaw
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:54, archived)
# ah, right
easy to confuse the two
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:10, archived)
# I saw the Knork in Clone high and oh how I laughed.
And now someone's gone and made the damn thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:11, archived)
# All shall bow to tea.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)
# that's mustard
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:00, archived)
# this is
is
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Was this before people had hands?
(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:25, archived)
# careful, superman. jesus has a cock made of kryptonite.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:25, archived)