You want inspired SPAM!

Filter-busting text in a genuine email I got years ago.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:32,
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TWOT?
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spacefish bong!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:35,
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poetrilicious
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:36,
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you've been warned before
stop it or you're bard
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twig Save 6 Music,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:47,
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:)
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:49,
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It goes from bard to verse
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simbosan is too tired,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:53,
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HEE HAW!
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:50,
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mega dik is the fucking shit man
FOR BONERS
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:54,
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