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# I've got too much that I need to do but the computer is soooo close

Cheeky bitch.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:04, archived)
# is she dead yet?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure
I hear that there was talk about her having a state funeral but not whether she should be dead first.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# it wasn't "state funeral"
it was "extra special bank holiday"
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# No doubt one that everyone but the unemployed could enjoy
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# She always was..

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# *examines*
Nope - can't see what you've changed here.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Is she having a stroke?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:07, archived)
# One can only hope.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# would't her head burst into flames?
I think that's what happens in the adverts
Have a stroke? Try the new JML stroke - only £19.99 in all good hardware stores.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# What is JML?
wtfayboa?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# They make stuff that you think might be useful but never is
Not as good as Betterware.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# A sort of chav's Lakeland, then?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# JML you say?
Quality Products... www.jmldirect.com/Bandarf-Pb5522/
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Ye Gods!
It makes Robert Dyas look like Harvey Nichols.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# If you are stuck for a birthday or Christmas gift
for someone that is practical but you don't particularly care about (ie, it is an obligation rather than something you want to do) then JML can supply something that, on the face of it, looks useful.
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post663982
like so.

-edit- BTW, I don't like them, it's just cheap shit like most things.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Or alternatively, "If you are stuck for a birthday or Christmas gift for someone that is practical but you don't particularly care about"
Don't fucking buy them anything.

Problem solved. Cheaper, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Would you like some grated foot on that, dear?
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)
# EWWWWWWWWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 21 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Yes, She's dead
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Oh no she isn't
Well, I reserve the right to be wrong
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I think you're beyond reservation...
You've skipped right along to purchase and ownership.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Oh yes she is
Oh, hang on a sec, that's next month
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)