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# Mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
10000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
She though it saw quite silly.
She threw it up into the air.
And Caught it by its tail.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# WILLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
# No
Ghosty


EDIT::

Ghosty had a little lamb.
He could not believe his luck.
He took the lamb into he house.
To cunt it in the fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
and it was always gruntin'
She tied it to a five-bar gate
And kicked its little cunt in
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# That's not very nice now is it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
# The lamb was a masochist
and paid "Strict Mary" handsomely for her services
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
#
Mary had a little lamb
She called it Miss Amanda
But then she had 15 pints
And made a lamb pasanda.

nom
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb.
It spent all day bombing round the house like a mental.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
its fins were like a tit-witch
it won the prize for "Best Of Egg"
and now it lives in Ipswich
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# *really confused*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)
# I'm with her ^
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
But she didn't have much dosh.
She sold the lamb to the curry house,
And now it's Rogan Josh.

Mary had a little lamb
And some fresh peas in a steamer.
She found the two combined made for
A very tasty Keema.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)