
Well, if you put a mask on and then have a wank while you're using it. And type things like "Are you my mum?"
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Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:02,
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"No, I'm Greg."
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH AMY?"
"What?"
"MURDERER! RAPIST! She's in your fucking basement isn't she? SICKO."
"LOL, you're a freak."
"Look, please, I'm begging you :( Just let her go. I gave her herpes and I think she's pregnant with my downs baby."
*beerlover8371 has logged out*
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Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:25,
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"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH AMY?"
"What?"
"MURDERER! RAPIST! She's in your fucking basement isn't she? SICKO."
"LOL, you're a freak."
"Look, please, I'm begging you :( Just let her go. I gave her herpes and I think she's pregnant with my downs baby."
*beerlover8371 has logged out*

chiefly because i don't currently own a mask. i may buy a tony blair mask. if you go on chatroulette in a couple of week's time and find someone having a wank and wearing a tony blair mask and asking you to hold up your cat and make it wave at him... that's me.
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Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:23,
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(One shaven, one unshaven.)
(OK. Must sleep. Think there's some lingering jetlag going here.)
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Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:34,
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(OK. Must sleep. Think there's some lingering jetlag going here.)

Most of them are blokes wanting gay experiences then you get fake ones like this: birmingham.craigslist.co.uk/cas/1651329027.html
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you get this right. MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN.
"1 hard cock shot (including face) - males only of course"
bend over and try and suck yourself off in the photo.
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Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:22,
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"1 hard cock shot (including face) - males only of course"
bend over and try and suck yourself off in the photo.

"Straight on straight gay action, it keeps families together"
and see how many replies you get.
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Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:26,
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and see how many replies you get.

i hate to think
by "hate" i of course mean "get excited"
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Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:28,
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by "hate" i of course mean "get excited"