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# nsa * m4w * safe pics * nsfw words


click here to save the human race.

another of these. email sent to the original craigslist poster (nsfw words again, but the pic is of a bowl full of delicious caramel) just now - we'll see if he responds.

thanks to boris the spider for directing me to a directory full of big, clean sourcepics.


EDIT: BREAKING NEWS

my email to him included the comic above and this text: 'o yeah so kinkee let's go my pussy needs you.'

he has now replied, twice.

first reply: 'Lol....I just pissed myself laughing'

second reply: 'interested? where are u?'

extra creepy bonus points: he has the same first name and first initial of his last name as i do.

time to respond....

further edit: he's VERY eager to come and wax my pussy.

and has sent me a pic.

and wants to meet for coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:46, archived)
# hehhhehhhehhehehh
rocking the old school Peanuts I see

and similarly: whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com/2009/02/scraper.html
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:49, archived)
# heh, i should contact these people.
my favourite ads of this nature involve the people who want to have utterly anonymous sex. yes, i know it can be great, but insisting that the room be pitch black, that the partners never see one another, the door be left ajar and all the other similar details add up to serial killer invitations in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:54, archived)
# ahahaha
craigslist is great
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:55, archived)
# it's like riding the bus with a mask on.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:00, archived)
# I thought that was Chatroulette
Well, if you put a mask on and then have a wank while you're using it. And type things like "Are you my mum?"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:02, archived)
# good heavens, what a remarkable conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:09, archived)
# i have yet to exploit that site.
but it has possibilities.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:09, archived)
# "Hello, are you Amy?"
"No, I'm Greg."

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH AMY?"

"What?"

"MURDERER! RAPIST! She's in your fucking basement isn't she? SICKO."

"LOL, you're a freak."

"Look, please, I'm begging you :( Just let her go. I gave her herpes and I think she's pregnant with my downs baby."

*beerlover8371 has logged out*
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:25, archived)
# MURDERER RAPIST will be my handle there if i ever log on.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:26, archived)
# i may go for
"she's in my fucking basement, sicko"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:29, archived)
# CRAWLSPACE LANDLORD.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:31, archived)
# haha
fun times to be had
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:13, archived)
# I've actually never used chatroulette
chiefly because i don't currently own a mask. i may buy a tony blair mask. if you go on chatroulette in a couple of week's time and find someone having a wank and wearing a tony blair mask and asking you to hold up your cat and make it wave at him... that's me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:23, archived)
# i'll keep an eye out then
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:29, archived)
# It'll be a ball
(One shaven, one unshaven.)




(OK. Must sleep. Think there's some lingering jetlag going here.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Haha reading the casual aquantances is funny
Most of them are blokes wanting gay experiences then you get fake ones like this: birmingham.craigslist.co.uk/cas/1651329027.html
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Oooh oooh I should apply for this!
birmingham.craigslist.co.uk/tfr/1643365386.html
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:13, archived)
# just make sure
you get this right. MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN.

"1 hard cock shot (including face) - males only of course"

bend over and try and suck yourself off in the photo.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:22, archived)
# You should put an ad up
"Straight on straight gay action, it keeps families together"

and see how many replies you get.

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:26, archived)
# good god
i hate to think

by "hate" i of course mean "get excited"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:28, archived)
# THEY ARE ALL MEN SEEKING MEN
What has the world come to!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:30, archived)
# WE'RE A DYING BREED
Within a decade the world will be full of skinheaded guys seeking other guys with whom to ply their immoral and sinful fornications. And then to post the proof on Flickr. WHAT IS THE WORLD BECOMING?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:35, archived)
# gayer than james randi cornholing dumbledore.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:49, archived)
# i may have some pics for you to reply with.
...where's that one of the naked guy with the chainsaw...?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:23, archived)
# i demand photos of your waxed pussy
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:40, archived)
# this guy just asked for my pic.
so i sent him one, from the chest up, of a very passably fem transsexual.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:44, archived)
# and now he's sent me his.
YOU WILL BE PHOTOSHOPPED, WAXMAN.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:05, archived)
# tempted to post it, tempted to wait....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:12, archived)