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[challenge entry] Busy girl

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(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Nowhere near big enough
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# an exhibition space
as cavernous as her clunge.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# arf!
"all the blokes who slept with me and regretted it"
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# my ex had her name on the inside of that tent
it just meant "slept with" rather than "had sex with"

/pedants' corner blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# yes, that's what she told you
so that you didn't burn her for being unclean.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# You don't burn lezzers you fool!
Not anymore anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# you 'anit from round these parts stranger
i suggest you keep walking to the next town.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# you just grill them with a garlic & peri-peri rub
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Are lezzers flammable anyway?
I imagine a certain amount of dampness involved with that lifestyle.

Question I have asked lez friends in the past that has never been answered.
"If women are capable of multiple orgasms, how do you guys know when to stop?"
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# when it's time for Top Gear
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# "lifestyle"
Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Not sure I would have cared either way tbh
just trying to alleviate a popular misconception
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# I always thought
that was an integral part of the artwork; the ambiguity of the word "slept" as Tracey Emin in her introductions to the work emphasised that with some of the people named no actual "sleeping" was done while with some actual sleeping was the only thing done.

I believe the original of this artwork is no longer in existence (being lost in a warehouse fire some years ago) and despite many requests she has no desire to replicate it.

Say what you like about Emin (and many do) if she was in it for the money she could earn a small fortune just licensing copies of this work for private buyers.

/art lecturer blog
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
# That's all exactly right
The ex knew her from ages back and they had shared a bed a couple of times so Emin put her name in the tent. I was going out with her when the warehouse fire happened, which is how I got to hear about it.

She was a top lass, she also knew Bob Mortimer (which impressed me more than Emin, obviously).
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Well, naturally. That truly is impressive.
naturally. That truly is impressive.I don't get to meet/know any famous people I just try to earn a bit of pocket money talking about their works from time to time. Like the old adage "if you can't do it teach it" only even worse - "if you can't do it or teach it talk about it as if you know about it".
wuffle the mediocre bunny

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:30, archived)
# My mate once nearly saw Tom Jones's shoe in a bar
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Yep.
That's about as far as I get too.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:32, archived)