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# socks make for inferior gags, I recommend duct tape
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Actually that's a great idea.
And would work as a great juxtaposition. Ooh. Idea! Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:06, archived)
# it's hard to make duct tape stink of three weeks of built-up foetid sweat though
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:07, archived)
# the itching is unpleasant but I think you'll find the results well worth the extra effort
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:08, archived)
# hmmm
i'm not convinced but i'll give it a try
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:12, archived)
# why settle for socks or tape?
i use strips from the shroud of turin and ropes made from mother theresa's skin.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:13, archived)
# yeah but there's only so many strips and ropes you can have if you do that
why limit yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:14, archived)
# they're like pieces of the true cross.
when you want more, some charlatan will sell you some.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:16, archived)
# if he's got good enough patter
i shall be happy to buy some
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)