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# I'm a little rusty
Haven't posted on /board in ages, just using my time between jobs to practice again.

Also, does the lack of arm look weird? Source pic had no arm, but think I might have been staring at it too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Poor dead president :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
# That was meant to say "PANTS!"
Damn you autocomplete.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:02, archived)
# hahaha
it seemed a bit from leftfield
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:04, archived)
# ^ this. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:05, archived)
# I was assuming that "dead president" meant "pubic region" and "poor" meant "great".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:07, archived)
# It doesn't look too weird, but I think it would help if you drew in a cube or something for her to be sitting on.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
# This I am already working on!
I'm not sure what it will be yet, I am think something explosive or similar...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Okay, cool.
It is quite attractive though :).
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Ta.
The only reason a bomb wasn't there this time is I have done that before and wanted something different I am thinking of some sort of dead body.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)
# ahahaha
that would look fantastic. do it!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Okay now that's just a bit weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Not weird -
I just like to add a little depth by contrasting with things not expected.
I have previously done some bombs raining on a girl waiting at the bus stop, and a massive tank hiding behind an umbrella, oh and a butterfly shitting bombs. It's just the strange way I work.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:14, archived)
# it could be the body of the client
that slipped an I.O.U into her knickers instead of cash
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:09, archived)
# I think this is beyond my skills!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:15, archived)
# in that case
how about an evil space hopper?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:17, archived)
# I like this
and have another picture in progress with this already, how did you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:31, archived)
# i didn't
but you can't go wrong with a space hopper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Poor girl
She's already had to eat one arm and is now starting on her socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Mictoboy?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:57, archived)
# fuck me
where did you spring from?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)
# FUCK!!! THIS^^^^
I thought the ginger angry man was long gone!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:01, archived)
# i miss pasanonic's posts
he was always honest about "tracing" and he had a good line in it. having tried his brand of tracing it's not anything like as easy as he made it look and he made it look damned fucking good.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:06, archived)
# plus
the anger and abuse added a certain volatile charm to the board
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:07, archived)
# He was/is a nice guy
I miss him :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:10, archived)
# HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE /\ !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:12, archived)
# what?
did I miss something?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:15, archived)
# what, on b3ta?
probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:23, archived)
# i never had a problem with him
and he posted some of my favourite pictures on here ever
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:15, archived)
# HOOKTOE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)
#
yeah, from the source, but I quite like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Scary lady.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)
# eeeeeee!
just looking at that sock in her mouth is putting my teeth on edge :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)
# I get that with sponges.
Only dry ones mind, so it's not freaky or anything...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:01, archived)
# it's a horrible feeling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)
# dancing on the ceiling?
no, hang on..
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:04, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:07, archived)
# I have this with snow and cotton wool.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:08, archived)
# T o g e t h e r ?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:09, archived)
# I think they might cancel each other out together. No separately.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:12, archived)
# cotton wool, yes
snow? that's just weird
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:10, archived)
# That really crunchy snow. It makes a kind of 'crump' sound. Hwuahuahuhaahahhhh. *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:13, archived)
# i love that sound
which is why i walk on fresh snow whenever i can
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:15, archived)
# socks make for inferior gags, I recommend duct tape
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Actually that's a great idea.
And would work as a great juxtaposition. Ooh. Idea! Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:06, archived)
# it's hard to make duct tape stink of three weeks of built-up foetid sweat though
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:07, archived)
# the itching is unpleasant but I think you'll find the results well worth the extra effort
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:08, archived)
# hmmm
i'm not convinced but i'll give it a try
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:12, archived)
# why settle for socks or tape?
i use strips from the shroud of turin and ropes made from mother theresa's skin.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:13, archived)
# yeah but there's only so many strips and ropes you can have if you do that
why limit yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:14, archived)
# they're like pieces of the true cross.
when you want more, some charlatan will sell you some.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:16, archived)
# if he's got good enough patter
i shall be happy to buy some
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)
# is she the presenter off cbeebies?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:08, archived)
#
If the presenter from cbeebies is a cheap American pornstar called Brittany, then maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:12, archived)
# no
but she also has one arm, and is a bit sexy if you ask me, with or without an arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:14, archived)
# i just googled for "presenter from cbeebies"
depressingly, the first hit is www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1152466/One-armed-presenter-scaring-children-parents-tell-BBC.html
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:18, archived)
# is that the one
with a tiny little finger-like nubbin on the end of her arm stump?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:28, archived)
# that nubbin freaks me right out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:31, archived)
# *googles*
Ah, ok. In the source she is leaning back on a bed, hence the arm is behind her and not showing.
Yeah, she's ok, the arm issue wouldn't bother me either.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)
# SHE IS ONE SOCK-HUNGRY GIRL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Nice woo:D
(herman:D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:43, archived)