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# heather mills
well, she only needs the one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)
# I heard
Heather bought a plane with her divorce settlement....
and then a ladyshave for the otherleg...
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
# *comedy trombones*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:12, archived)
# *spang*
i've got birthmarks younger than that joke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:13, archived)
# My mate's son once came back from school with only one shoe, and my mate gave him utter shit for it
"Jon, you don't just lose one shoe - either you lose both or you don't lose either - that's why you tie them together when you're doing swimming ... " rar rar rar.

That evening they went to the cinema, and my mate lost his hat.

His son said "Dad, you don't just lose your hat, you put it in your pocket ... " rar rar rar

He said the simultaneous pride and embarrassment he felt would never be understood by non-parents, but I think he did quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)
# hahaha!
i've lost one of each of 2 pairs of slippers, leaving me with a white one and a brown one with the front end of a cow on it.
i still wear them, they're comfy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:15, archived)
# aww, one is cow
one is milk
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:24, archived)
# A real cow?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# just the front end ! pay attention..
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# even my feet aren't that big
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# this whole scenario has made me think of Eastenders
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)