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(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Lady-arses of course
As long as they're shapely and not covered in hair or BUM-ACNE
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Or poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)
# That goes without saying
But incase we need to cover all bases:
-no poo
-no crusted fluids
-no greasy residue
-no tattoos that aren't HILARIOUS
-no bum-folds
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Blimey! Anyone would think we had standards!
And not that anyone of us would just jump on the first bum that got offered up.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Pffftttt....

/still doesn't know how many f's & t's you should put in Pffffttttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)