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# And now on B.B.C. .......
.. Turtle Talk News Job.

: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Hahaha
And 18 stones to knock it in with.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:49, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Thou shell hump !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(JoePesky, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:50, archived)
# That's not a cat!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Arf!
Not sure that's so good for your G.I. count.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:55, archived)
# two headed 6 legged double decker erm tortoise
lol sex
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:52, archived)
# its like he's jumping over but cant quite make it
come on boy you can do it...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:52, archived)
# HHAHAHA
fuck 'em
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:54, archived)
# hahaha, crush him!
I'm shocked, I just did this test voteforpolicies.org.uk/ and got 60% Green and 40% Labour, I was lib dem the last time I did one.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:56, archived)
# unless theeres an option for "non of the above..." i aint gonna bother
they too busy arguing with each other and buying duck ponds to run the country
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Hahaha
how dare politicians argue with one another?
The very thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:07, archived)
# yeah!
That'll show 'em!
Democracy is sooo over-rated, why can't we just have a king or something?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:10, archived)
# i declare myself King
King SkUGalumpakus of Engerlaaand
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Just like that?
Are you not going to pull something out of something else that it looked like it was permanently stuck in?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:14, archived)
# We definitely need an EXCALIBUR ! moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:16, archived)
# and a moist bint
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
# And, as llort points out, a moist bint.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)
# *sigh*
alas i am bintless :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Then I'm afraid your application to be King of the Ingles has been rejected.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:28, archived)
# dammit
what if she comes back... i doubt she will but i can dream
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
#
something about your mum....
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:40, archived)
# she said hi
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:43, archived)
# i just pulled my hanky outta my pocket...
i mean it was stuck in pretty well n all crusty
will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# ignore the people and the arguing that the papers care about
read through and base your voting on the actual policies

that'll fuck 'em
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)
# The whole damn thing'll collapse.
Not like you to be so irresponsible.

Consideration of policy? Dear oh dear, it'll never do.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:23, archived)
# that'll envolve learning how to read...
sounds far too dangerous for my liking...
papers are manipuitliative too, damn those journalists!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:25, archived)
# 80% green.
but 20% UKIP - I didn't know I was only 1/5th idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Give it time.
Get a mortgage and a kid or two, you'll become an idiot pretty rapidly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:09, archived)
# ahem
mortgage - check
kid - check
or two - not check
So maybe I'm not doing too badly...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:11, archived)
# 3 outta 4 aint bad...
or is it 2 outta 3 i lost count
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:12, archived)
# A/S/L?
Postcode? Details of when the house'll be empty?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:15, archived)
# I took this test
and I'm 'Stewie,' apparently. :)
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
# 75% Green
25% Labour
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:01, archived)
# I hope that's safe-sex
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:10, archived)