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# Just cut it in pieces,
but dont eat the skin! Its delicious!
Edit: Two boys one dragonfruit www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMPhZykw0oQ
(Sverre my password is "password", Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)
# why cant i eat the skin if its delicious?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)
# my skin is delicious
but you're not eating that, either
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)
# he could just lick it?
i mean, that's not eating it, is it? to eat your skin, he'd have to flay you, masticate and digest it.

bringing us neatly back to poop.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:57, archived)
# licking i can live with
the skin, that is, not the poop.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Ta!
Do I eat the pieces or is the cutting the real prize?
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Is this a don't eat the skin
in the same way that most people don't seem to eat the skin of Kiwi fruit?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# What? You can eat the kiwi skin?
That's sick!
(Sverre my password is "password", Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:39, archived)
# No!
It's lush! Give it a rub on your jeans first to get the fluff off, but then munch away. Adds a nice acidity/tartness to it. I have converted many, try it!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Later, in homes throughout the world:
"Why are you rubbing that kiwi on your jeans, dear?"
"Because some bloke on the internet says you can eat the skin!"
"..."
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Lol
But, but, but!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)
# That was very helpful. Don't mind those pedantic twits up there^
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Too late
I've already minded
(Sverre my password is "password", Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)